Outlander: But not the one you’re thinking of.

There can be only one? Nope that’s Highlander.

Machine for eroding wood? Nope that’s a belt sander.

Lady with fruity hat? Nope, that’s Carmen Miranda.

What we’re looking at today, is Outlander, an independent Sci-Fi flick from 2008; not to be confused with the modern TV series on US network Starz. Yessir its the first proper post in far too long! And so without further ado, here are my thoughts on Outlander. Spoilers ahead!

Outlander stars Jim Caviezel as Kainan, a man from another world who crash lands his spacecraft in Viking-era Europe. With him, he unwittingly brings a ‘Moorwen’; a monstrous beast capable of tearing people to pieces and hunting almost silently. Whilst looking for the Moorwen, Kainan is found by a group of Vikings who- though initially suspicious of him- take him in only to find themselves at the mercy of the Moorwen. The film follows the tribe’s ‘war’ with the Moorwen, as they seek to kill it before it kills them. The Moorwen is a sort of cross between a Xenomorph (from Alien, reviewed here a few weeks back) and a ‘Displacer Beast’ from Dungeons and Dragons; and the CGI is good enough that it does look like a genuine threat.

I’ll be honest with you reader, I liked this film a lot more than I thought I was going to! My research led me to expect a slightly-better-than-most B-Movie or forgettable and schlocky attempt at blockbuster fare. What I got was a pretty decent film; cliche, yes- and with large debts to older, better films (Alien, Predator, Braveheart etc)- but competent and even compelling. And while it wears additional B-Movie influences on its sleeve, the film delivers moments of genuine tension, pathos and excitement.

Its not perfect by any means. It’s a little too long, some plot points feel unnecessary, some of the accents wander and some of the action is not terribly well shot. But the film is elevated by a half-decent script and a cast who almost all bring their A-game. I’ve not seen Caviezel in anything else before, but he makes good in the role of strong, silent soldier type crossed with man-who-fell-to-earth.* Sophia Myles -again new to me but a seemingly talented genre actress with a number of roles to her name- plays the love interest/ King’s-daughter-who-also-fights-good well even when her scripting is a little flimsy. Stand-outs though come from a couple of veterans- John Hurt as King Rothgar and Ron Perlman as Gunnar, leader of an opposing tribe. John Hurt lifts every scene he’s in, giving gravitas to pretty run-of-the-mill fantasy dialogue. Perlman on the other hand only really matters in one scene, the first in which he appears, but makes one hell of an impact as the fearsome Gunnar- all rage and violence. Another performance worth mentioning is Cliff Saunders as Boromir**, the frequently drunk blacksmith of the town who provides 90% of the films’ humour.

A look that seems to say: ‘In THESE shoes??!’

All in all then, this film is pretty decent! Definitely watchable and punching above its weight, file this one under ‘minor cult classic’. I might even watch it again someday.

3 stars!: ***

-Tom

*His most famous role, surprisingly (at least to me) was as Jesus Christ in Mel Gibson’s passion project (geddit!?) Passion of the Christ- the film that finally answers the question: ‘what if we filmed the Easter story, but made it weirdly violent and let an anti-semite film it?’

**One thing the film does not excel at is originality in the name department.

When there’s no room left in hell: The blog shall rise!

Hey guys, first off an apology. I’ve been under the weather for a couple of weeks and thus did not feel equal to watching and insulting dodgy films. So I’m sorry that I haven’t blogged in a couple of weeks. But more than that I apologise for not saying anything–a quick post noting I was ill wouldn’t have been too tough. Nonetheless, we’re back! This Sunday I will FINALLY watch Outlander and post about it and a good time will be had by all. But for now, allow me to point you toward some interesting things. 

Firstly, here is my original sneak peek for Outlander: https://onepoundoneflick.video.blog/2019/08/15/to-peek-perchance-to-sneak/

Secondly, if you’re new to the blog, here’s the explanation of what it’s about: https://onepoundoneflick.video.blog/2019/06/06/pound-shop-flix/


Now for some external items of interest:

Joaquim Phoenix and Todd Phillips Joker film appears to be causing a stir. Lots of adulation, but also some concerns about its ideology. The discussion is summed up here by The Beat: https://www.comicsbeat.com/early-joker-reviews/?fbclid=IwAR2bBMTv8quHBO3N3JZ21t0_2La0k6y7pOzK3qltJYj8sXjg2LGIsQJrWkw

A film I was unaware of until late, In Fabric sounds like it could be a great, quirky watch. A British Horror film, it’s better that you watch the trailer than I try and explain it to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0hmruwUeW4

I went to see the Amélie musical last week and it was bloody delightful. If you like the film, go see it. If you haven’t seen the film then read a plot synopsis, otherwise it might be a challenge to figure out what exactly is happening. Here’s one of the songs, featuring the cast who are touring the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3EXLXITI_M

And finally, if you’re at all a fan of the squared circle/ wrasslin’/ adults pretending to beat each other up then check out AEW’s show All Out, broadcast last weekend. It’s available on ITV box Office in the UK. I watched most of it and it was good. Some teething problems but a lot of guts! Private Party FTW.

Until Sunday then, 

Tom

Blog delay- but its on its way!

Hey guys,

Afraid my blog on the sneaked peeked film I promised will be delayed by a week. The film was, of course, Outlander; B-Movie style sci-fi nonsense which punches above its’ weight- at least that’s what I hear.

I haven’t watched it yet as the opportunity arose to spend quality time with family, so that’s what I did.

HOWEVER, I did watch a film during this- The Lego Batman Movie- which I will do a quick post on tomorrow. Not as a Pound Shop Flick, but as a Bloggy Bonus.

Until then!

-Tom